Rejected taglines for the new Lassie movie

  1. Lassie: The mentally stable Collie that doesn’t arbitrarily turn around and bite small children!
  2. Lassie: Timmy is in the goddamn well again!
  3. Lassie: The dog that never poops, or licks herself in “no-no” places!
  4. Lassie: Bigger, badder and with rabies!
  5. Lassie: The bitch is back!
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