Scenes I would love to see in the new Spiderman 3 movie

  1. Spiderman has 200 young ones and ends up eating all but one (to leave room for a yet another pointless sequel).
  2. King Kong does a guest appearance and swats Spiderman with a huge newspaper then burns him with a ridiculously oversized magnifying glass.
  3. Spiderman runs out of net making juice while flying between some skyscrapers and ends up falling into a vat of boiling asphalt.
  4. It’s finally revealed how quickly Spiderman can get out of his tights after accidentally drinking a whole bottle of an industrial strength laxative.
  5. Spiderman’s girlfriend gets bitten during a bedroom romp and develops a gross abscess that just keeps growing and growing throughout the movie.
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