- 8 feet tall and slightly homicidal and psychotic. Enjoys walking in circles… Looking for SWF 18-99, who enjoys chatting through bulletproof glass.
- Funny 63-year-old lady living in Boston looking for someone for walks in the park, theatre and baseball games. Age and social status isn’t important but you must have a sense of humour and be willing to take my 16-inch strap-on once in a while.
- Intelligent, charming, beautiful, rich, well-hung, artistic, non-smoker, religious, ethical, hard working, fit and humorous, I am not. But I can lick my own eyebrows! Looking for female 18 – 45 who can appreciate my talent.
- Looking for a woman who is a nubile, big-breasted sword swallowing nymphomaniac with hexadactyly. Surely the perfect woman for me is out there somewhere? Age and race doesn’t matter. Anxiously waiting to hear from you…
- Tuba playing retired school principal looking for a heavyset woman who can bake and clean and who can take wild senseless beatings. Please include your favourite recipes with your reply.
