Signs that you and your boyfriend are probably too rough in bed
- Splints, compresses and band-aids are an intricate part of your love life.
- Role-playing always involves him being Tarzan and you being a mountain gorilla or a hippo.
- Even during foreplay you have to wear a mouth guard and football helmet.
- In the morning your butt looks like it’s covered in a tie-dyed t-shirt.
- You often peek in on your neighbours: through the bedroom wall.
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