Signs that you and your boyfriend are probably too rough in bed

  1. Splints, compresses and band-aids are an intricate part of your love life.
  2. Role-playing always involves him being Tarzan and you being a mountain gorilla or a hippo.
  3. Even during foreplay you have to wear a mouth guard and football helmet.
  4. In the morning your butt looks like it’s covered in a tie-dyed t-shirt.
  5. You often peek in on your neighbours: through the bedroom wall.
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