Signs that you are dealing with a discount escort
- Her knees look like they are covered in raw hamburger meat.
- Her name is Olga and she doesn’t know which country she is in.
- Instead of a thong she wears a McDonald’s Happy Meal bag.
- Her driver transports her in a shopping cart.
- In addition to ‘dancer’ and ‘masseuse’, she also lists ‘syphilis’ and ‘herpes’ on her business card.
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