Signs that you are visiting a bad strip club

  1. The strip club’s main attraction is ”Darlene from down the street from us.”
  2. Most thongs are held together with duct tape and barbed wire.
  3. There are huge signs saying, ”Maximum 520 lbs!” on the stripper poles. 
  4. The most recent song played in the club is ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ by Rick Astley.
  5. Strippers wear Mickey Mouse masks instead of bunny outfits.
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