Signs that you are visiting a bad strip club
- The strip club’s main attraction is ”Darlene from down the street from us.”
- Most thongs are held together with duct tape and barbed wire.
- There are huge signs saying, ”Maximum 520 lbs!” on the stripper poles.
- The most recent song played in the club is ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ by Rick Astley.
- Strippers wear Mickey Mouse masks instead of bunny outfits.
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