Signs that you might be dealing with jailbait

Posted on December 18, 2007 by Beerhaze

  1. Your ass is wider and more shapely than hers.
  2. She ends every sentence with “Ya’ know?”
  3. Your neighbour’s Golden Retriever has bigger nipples than she does.
  4. When she crouches down, you can see her Dora the Explorer panties.
  5. Her Myspace.com profile trumpets her undying love for Justin Timberlake and chicken McNuggets.
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