- Watching repeat episodes of Baywatch (while your wife is unconscious and bleeding in the basement).
- Buying the fifth to last loaf of bread and crushing the remaining ones.
- Yelling, “Bingo!”, simply to check if some old ladies didn’t take their heart medication.
- Hand-picking, tasting and replacing ribs and shrimp at an all-you-can-eat buffet.
- Purposely peeing on the toilet seat and all over the floor, in order to bug the guy next in line.
