Signs that you might be evil

  1. Watching repeat episodes of Baywatch (while your wife is unconscious and bleeding in the basement).
  2. Buying the fifth to last loaf of bread and crushing the remaining ones.
  3. Yelling, “Bingo!”, simply to check if some old ladies didn’t take their heart medication.
  4. Hand-picking, tasting and replacing ribs and shrimp at an all-you-can-eat buffet.
  5. Purposely peeing on the toilet seat and all over the floor, in order to bug the guy next in line.
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