Signs that your girlfriend is too old for you

  1. You need help to build a scale model airplane – She needs help to bring together a dry meatloaf…
  2. You dream about warm cuddles and going to the amusement park – She dreams about being regular and going to the doctor to have her varicose veins dealt with…
  3. You can name every Nintendo character there is – She can name every joint pain remedy on the market…
  4. You think all her friends are “very nice” – She thinks all your friends are “cute”…
  5. You want to watch the scrambled porn channel – She wants to watch the Engelbert Humperdinck special on PBS…
  6. You lost a tooth while skateboarding last year – She lost her dentures on the bus last year…
  7. You can’t count the zits on your face – She can’t count the liver spots on her face…
  8. You wear your pants hanging down to your knees – She wears her nipple rings hanging down to her knees.
  9. You wake up and run downstairs on Christmas morning – She is surprised to wake up again and later falls downstairs on Christmas morning…
  10. You play with yourself in the shower – She needs help to get in to the shower…
Share
This entry was posted in Lists. Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

* Copy This Password *

* Type Or Paste Password Here *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>