Signs that your girlfriend might be a hooker

Posted on September 30, 2007 by Beerhaze

  1. She will call you John when you have sex.
  2. She carries a coin operated condom dispenser in her purse.
  3. She has girlfriends named, “Missy”, “Babrie” and “Condoleezza”.
  4. She walks like Barnie when she gets home from “work”. 
  5. She has fishnet stocking pattern tattood on her legs.
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