Signs that your high-end restaurant waiter used to work in a family theme restaurant

  1. Without thinking he presents himself as Jake, and writes “Jacko” on the linen tablecloth with a red Crayola crayon – accentuated with a smiley face and a heart.
  2. After overhearing “birthday”, he comes back a rubs a plate of whipped cream in the face of the Chinese supplier that you have just brokered a great deal with.
  3. You order a bottle of Krug Clos du Mesnil 1995, and the waiter shakes the bottle of champagne before popping the cork, in order to create a fun festive atmosphere at your table.
  4. Your waiter has third-degree burns over 75% of his body from mishaps making special coffees. When he prepares your ”Spanish” one, his hands (and all his 6 fingers) cramp up in panic and some part of his body catches fire.
  5. When cleaning up your table, he licks the sauces off all the plates and exclaims, “Boys and girls, this is ‘nummy-nums’ and you should finish up… People are starving and swatting flies in Africa!”
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