Signs that your wife might be getting overweight

  1. Even her grandma underwear look like thongs.
  2. She easily eats seven Big Macs and a ball pit for lunch.
  3. You can’t tell where her chin ends and her boobs start.
  4. Mushrooms grow in-between her sweaty thighs.
  5. She refers to Rosie O’Donnell as “The skinny bitch”.
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