Spice Girls world tour coverage that I hope to see
- Baby Spice doesn’t realize that her surgically enhanced lips makes her drool while lip syncing and always ends up with a wet t-shirt. In Hong Kong, fans demand that she gets savagely caned for it…
- Scary Spice’s bra explodes and her tits sag down to her hairy belly button, which makes some Argentinean fans choke on their glow sticks.
- Sporty Spice tries to desperately get noticed by bench-pressing a really fat Roadie. A few German fans confuse her with David Hasselhoff and she gets a some mercy applause.
- Ginger Spice gets eaten by a pack of rabid Chinese fans, and nobody misses her until they get back to the UK.
- Spanish fans come to realize that Posh Spice has passed three baby’s through her vagina, and complain that her dance moves seem more than a tad stifled and impersonal.
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