Spontaneous advice I would love to hear from OnStar

  1. “Load your camera! There’s a charity bikini car wash for only a buck-twenty-nine up ahead!”
  2. “Up ahead – amazing head!”
  3. “Quickly chug your beer! There’s routine check for dead bodies in trunks up ahead!”
  4. “You have been pulling 75 hour weeks… I’m sure your wife won’t mind… Topnotch strip club up ahead!”
  5. “Three McDonald’s Sausage Egg McMuffins is not a substitute sex, go ahead – drive home and just go to bed!”
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