- “Load your camera! There’s a charity bikini car wash for only a buck-twenty-nine up ahead!”
- “Up ahead – amazing head!”
- “Quickly chug your beer! There’s routine check for dead bodies in trunks up ahead!”
- “You have been pulling 75 hour weeks… I’m sure your wife won’t mind… Topnotch strip club up ahead!”
- “Three McDonald’s Sausage Egg McMuffins is not a substitute sex, go ahead – drive home and just go to bed!”
