- “Is it in yet, Tommy Lee? Eh, sorry, Steve? Paul? Your name was Paul, wasn’t it?”
- “Lookie here! I have one too… But mine is a little bit bigger and harder.”
- “Glad you enjoyed it… I learned that stuff while turning tricks at truck stops!”
- “Thanks for digging in deep, that toy went missing at a high school band camp in 1973.”
- “I’m sorry to hear that you are disappointed, but really, I never said, ‘I have blooms in my braids…’ I said, ‘I have full blown AIDS.’”
