Stuff you don’t want to hear your new girlfriend to say in bed

  1. “Is it in yet, Tommy Lee? Eh, sorry, Steve? Paul? Your name was Paul, wasn’t it?”
  2. “Lookie here! I have one too… But mine is a little bit bigger and harder.”
  3. “Glad you enjoyed it… I learned that stuff while turning tricks at truck stops!”
  4. “Thanks for digging in deep, that toy went missing at a high school band camp in 1973.”
  5. “I’m sorry to hear that you are disappointed, but really, I never said, ‘I have blooms in my braids…’ I said, ‘I have full blown AIDS.’”
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