- Anyone playing country music within earshot of normal people, can be dragged to the village square and subjected to a stoning.
- Women singing about romances with truckers are made to clean truck stop urinals.
- Country music over-twangers are violently beaten until they gain control of their vocal chords.
- Any man wearing a cowboy hat, sparkly shirt, and a moustache wider than their head, can be caught and sold in to slavery.
- Writing song lyrics containing any of the following words: eyelashes, boogie, Sue, flatbed, flat head, American, riding, guitar, curls, cheating, knees, and any food products – punishable by death!
