Suggested new rules about country music to make the world a better place

  1. Anyone playing country music within earshot of normal people, can be dragged to the village square and subjected to a stoning.
  2. Women singing about romances with truckers are made to clean truck stop urinals.
  3. Country music over-twangers are violently beaten until they gain control of their vocal chords.
  4. Any man wearing a cowboy hat, sparkly shirt, and a moustache wider than their head, can be caught and sold in to slavery.
  5. Writing song lyrics containing any of the following words: eyelashes, boogie, Sue, flatbed, flat head, American, riding, guitar, curls, cheating, knees, and any food products – punishable by death!
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