Suggesting how blondes can prove themselves

  1. Camp and survive in Death Valley for a week; eating coyotes and living in a tent made out of thousands of edible thongs.
  2. Prove that you can sustain your bulimia using pea soup, canned meat sauce and chicken broth, and not only expensive edible thongs.
  3. Date a guy with above average intelligence and without having to keep him in your net with your collection of edible thongs.
  4. Get completely wasted together with hundreds of other blondes in a bare room (except for a camera) – without ending up devouring your edible thongs off of each other.
  5. Go up and plant a ‘blondes rule!’ flag on the surface of the moon (remember to bring oxygen and a couple of spare pairs of edible thongs).
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