- Camp and survive in Death Valley for a week; eating coyotes and living in a tent made out of thousands of edible thongs.
- Prove that you can sustain your bulimia using pea soup, canned meat sauce and chicken broth, and not only expensive edible thongs.
- Date a guy with above average intelligence and without having to keep him in your net with your collection of edible thongs.
- Get completely wasted together with hundreds of other blondes in a bare room (except for a camera) – without ending up devouring your edible thongs off of each other.
- Go up and plant a ‘blondes rule!’ flag on the surface of the moon (remember to bring oxygen and a couple of spare pairs of edible thongs).
