Superpowers I could live without

  1. Everything touched turns in to strawberry yogurt.
  2. Ability to read only dirty minds.
  3. Capability to withstand being hit by any kind of banana.
  4. Invisibility – but only in men’s locker rooms.
  5. Gift of flight: Mondays between 5:00 AM - 5:10 AM.
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