The Beijing Olympics in numbers so far

  1. Number of tears shed when the Hamm brothers couldn’t make the gymnastics competition. (0)
  2. Number of Chinese urine samples still to be “contaminated” or “misplaced”. (7)
  3. Number of midgets that have steered boats at the rowing competitions. (46)
  4. Number of bootleg copies purchased of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. (74)
  5. Number of people who have tuned in to watch women’s beach volleyball butts. (867 million)
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