- When riding the bus to work.
- When taking your 9-year-old to a Hilary Duff concert.
- When your wife has dilated to 9 centimeters and has contractions every 43 seconds.
- When your not so handy neighbor tries to use his cheap circular saw on a 12-by-12 piece of oak wood.
- When your visiting kinky in-laws are going at it in the room next door, and you are bedridden with a bag of frozen peas on your balls because you have just had a vasectomy.
