The meaning of true love

  1. You love her even though she smells like cabbage five minutes after stepping out of the shower.
  2. You love her even though she has bushy nose hair.
  3. You love her even though she leaves something that looks like badgers in the toilet without flushing.
  4. You love her even though she will probably end up looking like her goblin mother.
  5. You love her even though she has a tattoo of Keith Richards covering her whole left boob.
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