The New Age diet

  1. Never eat anything that start with a vowel.
  2. Blue food products should only be eaten after sunset.
  3. You can eat all you want of everything that rhymes with “hexlaxar”.
  4. Only free-range chickens that have choked on crystals are safe to eat.
  5. Anything regurgitated by a virgin is always good to eat.
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