- Buying picture frames with pre-mounted photographs featuring beautiful people.
- Finding a lot of keys in my junk drawer and not remembering what any of them open.
- Getting a pop-up promoting smileys just after finishing the last beer in the house.
- Lying to my kids about why their pet rabbit has “changed color” twice already.
- Tasting Ricotta cheese from a container where the best before date is illegible.
