Things nobody wants to find on their dresser the morning after a night out

Posted on August 2, 2006 by Beerhaze

  1. Some dude’s boxers, cowboy hat and bullwhip.
  2. Empty bottle of Rohypnol and an enormous German bratwurst.
  3. Videotape wrappers and a note that says: Thanks for last night whatever your name is!
  4. Grandma’s dentures, a jar of Vaseline and peanut butter.
  5. Pubes in a jar, straight razor and some bloodied bandages.
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