Things nobody wants to find on their dresser the morning after a night out

  1. Some dude’s boxers, cowboy hat and bullwhip.
  2. Empty bottle of Rohypnol and an enormous German bratwurst.
  3. Videotape wrappers and a note that says: Thanks for last night whatever your name is!
  4. Grandma’s dentures, a jar of Vaseline and peanut butter.
  5. Pubes in a jar, straight razor and some bloodied bandages.
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