Things that count as a third testicle

  1. Driving a Ram pick-up truck.
  2. Having kicked a 80-lbs pitbull in the nuts.
  3. Looking cool in grandma’s bling.
  4. Having had an Oscar winner down on her knees.
  5. Having sacked Payton Manning (or had him in the sack).
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