Things that look like pipe tobacco when you get desperate for a puff
- Shavings from an electrical pen sharpener (Smokes and burns a lot, but tastes like the shavings from an electrical pen sharpener).
- Leftover fine grindings of fresh ginger that has sat in the sink for a couple of days (Doesn’t really light or smoke at all unless dried first. However, it’s most often a waste of time in my humble opinion).
- Crap you can scrape off the bottom of your lawnmower when you let it sit for a week (Lights like rocket fuel, but tastes like wet donkey hair shavings).
- Wet donkey hair shavings (Can be smoked if dried for a bit but it makes you want to have intimate relation with quadrupeds).
- Stuff in the bottom of your vacuum cleaner bag (The taste varies depending on which floor you started vacuuming on, and if you have pets or hippie friends).
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