Things that would make the world a very different place

Posted on February 6, 2008 by Beerhaze

  1. Elmo grew a set of teeth.
  2. Cigars and Martinis were made mandatory for breakfast.
  3. McDonald’s was turned in to a chain of brothels or strip clubs.
  4. Mickey Mouse became a wanted “dead or alive” Al Qaeda terrorist
  5. Rosie O’Donnell started looking like Charlize Theron, and Donald Trump like Rosie O’Donnell.
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