- “You can’t date my sister because she is currently suffering from Ebola.”
- “No, I have never consciously pulled your penis when you have been sleeping.”
- “Which of my ends smelled the worst?”
- “Thailand? Nah, let’s do a southern hoedown tour instead.”
- “I have never seen your wife naked; I just assumed that she had space shuttle-shaped birthmark on her left buttock.”
