Things you never want hear your doctor ask you

  1. “Did you lose both testicles in the blender?”
  2. “When did it bore itself out of your chest?”
  3. “Is that your grandma’s femur sticking out of your head?”
  4. “Were you on your back when the bear raped you?”
  5. “How much of that cottage cheese looking stuff did you eat?”
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