- “Can’t we send our kids to my mother’s and spend our whole vacation at different nudist beaches?”
- “Why do you drink that Jack Daniel’s crap? You have earned it: buy yourself a case of Single Malt Whisky tomorrow.”
- “My friend is a hooker and she has compiled this list of escort services where you get rebates on “Very Happy Thursdays”.
- “Happy birthday, honey! I bought you this Harley by selling all my Tupperware and dried flowers on eBay.”
- “You know the thing you told me about on our honeymoon? Your fantasy involving chicken, electrical tape, peanut butter, marshmallows, a homeless person, and cabbage? Guess what? I have been a very, very baaad girl…”
