Things your dildo can’t do for you

  1. Give you reassuring hugs when you gain 5 pounds.
  2. Fry you eggs for your breakfast in bed.
  3. Reach for things on the top shelf.
  4. Change your care tires and top off the fluids.
  5. Listen to your mindless cackling about your mother.
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