- “I’m pretty certain to get laid because she seems very excited that I have found a plastic apple to add to her collection of decorative fruits.”
- “Oh, my goodness: glue is better than screws! It doesn’t require any special tools and this particular brand also smells quite interesting.”
- “I can’t believe I’m actually here in Beijing when the first Western-style public bathrooms will open. The excitement and anticipation of taking a dump in something made out of porcelain is intoxicating.”
- “The tourism brochures are right! It’s different and a more genuine kind of panic here in North Africa… If you don’t remember where you parked your transportation: it might starve to death!”
- “Grandpa really loves his crossword puzzles even though he never solves a single clue. I would love to tell him that he doesn’t read Greek but I’m afraid he will get angry and throw his feces at me again.”
