Tips for shaving your balls

  1. Never use a scythe, machete or baking utensils.
  2. Never ask grandma or grandpa to help you with a straight razor¬†— shaky hands could spell disaster (and spill a lot of blood).
  3. Never use a belt sander, vegetable peeler or electrical blender.
  4. Never use a lawnmower blade (if still in motion).
  5. Never use any corrosive chemicals, or products labelled with a skull or flame.
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