- Tainted Velcro (Can’t Drink This Screwdriver).
- The Smell of Elmer’s Glue (Funny The Way You Fly).
- Bob’s Nob (Don’t Worry Baby You Didn’t Kill It).
- Bending Paperclips (It Only Smells Like Sushi).
- Carpet Bombing Nashville (Not That Kind Of Picking).
- Vodka & Pretzels (Cocks Don’t Make Food).
- Never Been To Burma (Rashes Aren’t Tattoos).
- Ignorant Lepers (My Lovers Taylor And Martin).
- Dieting Cop Eaters (Just Add A Vinaigrette).
- Viola Ebola (Hugs For The World).
- Prick On My Finger (Leaches And Coca Cola).
- Grandma’s Whiskers (Scratch Before You Sniff).
- Million Pin Bowling (Levitation Is Tricky Stuff).
- His Retarded Brothers (Scientology Was Not For Us).
- Peach Schnapps Trio (Get Ready To Bumble).
- The Leaking Canoes (Chili Made It A Hell Hole).
- Cart Wheeling San Francisco (Hell Is Uphill).
- Soccer Moms (Bend It Sideways Beckham).
- Rasta Pasta (Adding The Herbs Now).
- The Crockpot Recipes (Nice And Juicy).
