TV shows that I have pitched to NBC

  1. Heel or No Heel: Tall models are placed behind short bald guys and the contestants have to try and pick out the one model not wearing any footwear.
  2. Feel or No Feel: All but one model on stage is hooked up to a transformer and the contestants get to zap them with electricity. The objective of the game is to find the one model faking the electrical shocks.
  3. Seal or No Seal: The contestants are presented with different animal carcasses and have to try and pick out the remains of an over-clubbed seal pup.
  4. Veal or No Veal: Heavyset models are paraded on to the stage and the contestants have to try and pick out the one woman who doesn’t object to eating veal.
  5. Teal or No Teal: Colorblind contestants have to try and pick out the one model wearing something in the color teal: by touching, smelling and tasting the different garments worn by the women.
  6. Eel or No Eel: Male strippers are asked to dance on stage and the contestants have to try and pick out the one guy with an electric eel in his thong.
  7. Ally McBeal or No Ally McBeal: The famous actress is mixed in with ridiculously skinny wannabe actresses and the contestants have to try and pick out the real Ally McBeal by using a hammer.
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