Depending on your budget and level of desperation, Valentine’s Day is the yearly exchange of…
- Longtime guilt for sex…
- Cringe worthy and cliched Hallmark card for sex…
- Ridiculously cute stuffed animal holding a heart for sex…
- Overpriced Belgium chocolate for sex…
- Fresh-cut flowers (that would have been cheaper to replace with roofies) for sex…
- Very sheer and deliciously slutty lingerie for sex…
- Perfume that one of your memorable ex-girlfriends used to wear for sex…
- Cocktails, dinner, wine, champagne and more cocktails for sex…
- High-end jewelry or pathetically sentimental silver jewelry for sex…
- All of the above for really nasty sex…
