I had a dream the other night where I came across a herd of grazing unicorns and I end up pregnant, and giving birth to a beautiful elven boy.
What does my dream mean? My friend thinks it means I will have a baby and me not being sure who the father is. What do you think?
Dear Slowly Basting,
I think your friend is an idiot! Imagery in dreams is all symbolic… Your dream could possible mean that you will shortly inherit an insignificant amount of money, which will drive you in to a life of prostitution and debauchery.
However, it most likely means that you need to be lobotomized before hurting someone.