- They have attended a combined 463 lobster dinners (for Darfur…)
- George Clooney’s arse has been kissed 122,983 times.
- 14 coked up actors and actresses have learned that Darfur is “somewhere in Africa”.
- 52 movies (and some Darfur issues…) have been promoted on talk shows.
- Celebrity “concerns” have brought 0 people in front of a human rights tribunal.
