What I imagine Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will be shopping for today

  1. Interesting looking wallpaper, lampshades and kids.
  2. Extra large lipsticks and a lubricant that tastes like salad with light ranch dressing.
  3. Novelty t-shirts for their kids that say: “I love my mommy and daddy and their cheque books”.
  4. Pair of leather jackets studded with diamond lettering with the words: ‘King Of Africa’ and ‘Queen Of Africa’.
  5. OshKosh baby clothing store franchise and a herd of dairy cows.
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