What I imagine Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger could be doing today

  1. Showing off his take on Kabuki acting to the family hired help.
  2. Bench-pressing Teddy Kennedy and pumping Maria Shriver.
  3. Forcing his sworn enemies to watch Twins and Jingle All the Way.
  4. Speaking with a goofy Austrian accent simply to annoy people.
  5. Trying on man-bras to go with his collection of Speedos.
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