What I imagine Michael Jackson will be doing today

  1. Trying to avoid eating his nose if it falls in to his cereal bowl.
  2. Pretending that his right hand is a little boy.
  3. Shopping for a well-hung chimpanzee that will keep his mouth shut.
  4. Playing leprosy with his physicians.
  5. Thanking his lucky star.
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