- While cracking jokes – does he realize that being insanely coked up doesn’t necessarily equal funny?
- Which leprechauns did he fellate to gain his dumb luck?
- When will he go back doing what he does best: being tall?
- What did Satan get apart from his rotten soul and compulsive hand-clapping?
- Where did he hide the bodies he backstabbed and climbed over?
- Who did he spread his cheeks to, in order to land the gig in the first place?
- Why the f**k does he still have a TV show?
