What I often ask myself about NBC Late Night’s, Conan O’Brien’s career

  1. While cracking jokes – does he realize that being insanely coked up doesn’t necessarily equal funny?
  2. Which leprechauns did he fellate to gain his dumb luck?
  3. When will he go back doing what he does best: being tall?
  4. What did Satan get apart from his rotten soul and compulsive hand-clapping?
  5. Where did he hide the bodies he backstabbed and climbed over?
  6. Who did he spread his cheeks to, in order to land the gig in the first place?
  7. Why the f**k does he still have a TV show?
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