What people don’t really appreciate until no longer there

  1. Subscriptions - to the magazines they only read in the bathroom, garage or attic.
  2. Annoying neighbors - that didn’t end up being nearly as annoying as the new ones that moved in.
  3. Super glue - for hiding horrible mishaps with their mother in-law’s favorite bone china.
  4. Gay friend - who doesn’t mind picking up more beer even when game seven of the Stanley Cup playoffs is in overtime.
  5. Duct tape - for quickly fixing things that can later be fixed with more duct tape.
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