What the Vatican missed when updating its thou-shalt-not list
- Thou shalt not unzip until you are actually inside the goddamned washroom at a McDonald’s, when kids are around.
- Thou shalt not cry like a school girl when mugged of your iPhone when looking at pictures of friends that aren’t really yours.
- Thou shalt not be a flame and wear Maroon 5 t-shirts, socks or caps to a biker bar, unless you are looking to get your ass kicked.
- Thou shalt not be shocked and dismayed when your redneck butt ends up on YouTube if you have sex with wildlife, in public.
- Thou shalt not become a priest simply to have easy access to innocent children and feeble-minded people.
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