What TV host Regis Philbin does in a few alternate realities

Posted on January 10, 2007 by Beerhaze

  1. He works as a very happy plummer in a woman’s prison.
  2. He teaches pole dancing in refugee camps in South East Asia and Africa.
  3. He is a serial killer who targets one-legged female ping-pong players.
  4. He pimps out singing and tap dancing crack whores in Queens.
  5. He works as a transsexual performance artist who hopes to one day be Rene Zellweger.
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