What you never want to hear your neighbour say

  1. “Perhaps you should build a higher fence because we are buying a pack of Pit Bulls.”
  2. “My parents are coming to stay with us because their village is being ravaged by Ebola.”
  3. “Is your chainsaw strong enough to cut a hooker in half?”
  4. “I beat my wife only because she walks in to doors and falls down stairs.”
  5. “Can my kids play at your house while I clean our Meth lab?”
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