What your cool looking and supposedly spiritual Chinese tattoo is really spelling out

  1. “I plan to assassinate Obama in 2008.”
  2. “Yes, it was me who kicked your grandma down the stairs, you cross-eyed little fruit.”
  3. “I went down on Pee-wee Herman during a screening of Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace.”
  4. “Every week I eat fried pork rinds and watch ‘Dancing With The Stars.’”
  5. “I lost my dentures inside Donald Trump’s arse. Please, would you help me find them?”
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