Where George W. Bush would cause less damage

  1. In a library, pretending to read a book.
  2. Draft dodging in his mom and dad’s basement.
  3. Choking on vodka soaked watermelon slices in a frat house.
  4. Stealing oily discharges outside fast food restaurants.
  5. Out looking for the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls.
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