Why ballerinas make better wives than bodybuilders
- Neighbours don’t call you “the family ruled by the bulky transvestite-super-dad.”
- They can sneak downstairs to fetch you a piece of chicken without waking up the kids.
- Clits are clits and not freaky looking appendages that make you look insignificant.
- Ballerinas help you lift and move the couch without spit and obscenities.
- You can have sex with wounded swans, rain clouds, angry forest elflings, old trees, cool breezes, sneaky mice, running water, contemplating angels, furry bobbing deer and silver tea pots – all in one night!
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