Why ballerinas make better wives than bodybuilders

  1. Neighbours don’t call you “the family ruled by the bulky transvestite-super-dad.”
  2. They can sneak downstairs to fetch you a piece of chicken without waking up the kids.
  3. Clits are clits and not freaky looking appendages that make you look insignificant.
  4. Ballerinas help you lift and move the couch without spit and obscenities.
  5. You can have sex with wounded swans, rain clouds, angry forest elflings, old trees, cool breezes, sneaky mice, running water,  contemplating angels, furry bobbing deer and silver tea pots – all in one night!
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