Why I enjoy having eyebrows

  1. They catch the sweat coming off my forehead when I juggle with vials of nitroglycerin.
  2. They save me time in the morning, as I don’t need to pencil in fake ones.
  3. They keep the dandruff off my eyes when I use hand soap instead of shampoo to wash my hair.
  4. They are great as they help express feelings such as “disappointment”, “anger” and “disgust” when watching Lost.
  5. They redirect blood away from my eyes every time I bang my head in the fan over the stove when heating up a third bottle of sake.
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